Saturday, November 01, 2003
last week i detached a sticker from a Rubbermaid garbage can and affixed it to the back of my car. it says "Six Quart Wastebasket." because that's basically what my car is, a six quart wastebasket.
and today i went to Tru Value (how many years will it take for me to stop calling it Tru Value and start calling it ACE Hardware? Answer: a LOT) and got me a small metal sticker that says "NO ADMITTANCE" and i put that on the driver's side door. i also got one that says "GARBAGE ONLY" but i am still deciding where to attach it (if i even do).
the moral: the best bumper stickers aren't bumper stickers.
also, tonight i have to drive "Saferide" (Iowa City's weekend drunk bus) from 12-2AM. so, if you AREN'T killed on the road by a drunk driver between those hours, you might just have me to thank.
and today i went to Tru Value (how many years will it take for me to stop calling it Tru Value and start calling it ACE Hardware? Answer: a LOT) and got me a small metal sticker that says "NO ADMITTANCE" and i put that on the driver's side door. i also got one that says "GARBAGE ONLY" but i am still deciding where to attach it (if i even do).
the moral: the best bumper stickers aren't bumper stickers.
also, tonight i have to drive "Saferide" (Iowa City's weekend drunk bus) from 12-2AM. so, if you AREN'T killed on the road by a drunk driver between those hours, you might just have me to thank.
