Brian's quite remarkable blog of wonder.

Disturbing and incredibly hilarious revelation: perhaps you've heard of "Animorphs," the incredibly bad juvenile serial books which came out thankfully just when I was too old to read that sort of thing. Well, there was a TV series, apparently, and the first two episodes were named My Name Is Jake 1 and My Name Is Jake 2.

Do I have to change the names of my movies now? Son of a bitch.