Brian's quite remarkable blog of wonder.

Valentine's Day for me is approximately what I imagine Christmas must be like for Western Jews and Muslims. I really shouldn't pay it any mind, but the fact that absolutely everybody else is wrapped up in it has the obvious effect. I mean, really, Valentine's Day is nothing more than the humiliating separation of the beautiful people from the losers. Well, every day is that; but V-Day especially.

Yes, I know, this is a huge terrible oversimplification. I should apologize. I'm depressed.