Saturday, June 18, 2005

Further justification for public transit



Some motorist blacked out or something while driving down Prairie Du Chien Rd. today and drove across several front lawns, hitting mailboxes and fire hydrants, dodging trees, finally crashing into some unfortunate person's house. This was two doors down from where Jake lives, and he actually witnessed this happen; or at least saw his own mailbox exploding and heard the horrifying crunch of the vagabond Audi entering somebody's living room. Life, my friends, is more exciting than television.
Comments:
Jake told me he didn't actually hear it hit the house. But I like the wording of my blog post, so I shan't correct it.
 
While Brian's artist rendering shown on his main blog page is more "realistic", I find the real photograph far more disturbing. It can be found here.
 
Why is the house smiling? I think a froun would suit the situation better.
 
It just IS! I can't explain it. I'M not the house. It's a photograph, it can't be faked. If it's smiling in the photograph, then that's the way it is.
 
I can't help but wonder if that photo was somehow doctored.
 
It's not doctored. It's straight out of the camera through the cable, and into the computer. A computer cannot lie.
 
A computer cannot fire when she's cloaked!
 
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